Saturday, June 29, 2013

15 Movie Spoilers - You've Been Warned!

Star Trek
Kirk becomes Captain with Spock his first Lieutenant. They send Nero and his ship exploding through the portal they originally came through. Zachary Quinto Spock meets Leonard Nimoy Spock, or Spock Prime.

Batman Begins
Batman meets Jim Gordon and asks him to take down the Joker. He says that he'll think about it and then vanishes into midnight.

The Dark Knight.
Batman beats the crap out of the Joker, almost runs him over with a motorcycle, and then leaves him hanging off a building. we don't here about him ever again.

The Dark Knight Rises
Catwoman Shoots Bane with Batman's Cycle, then it turns out that Thalia was actually Ra's daughter
Batman and Catwoman Retire, making everyone think that he;s dead. Then John Blake, or Robin discovers the Bat-Cave.

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
It ends with a cliff hanger, and everyone celebrates because the 3 hour movie is done. Sucks to be them because there's still the extended edition and two more movies. :)

The Lord of The Rings; The Fellowship of the Ring
Same thing, It ends with a cliff hanger, and everyone celebrates because the 3 hour movie is done. Sucks to be them because there's still the extended edition and two more movies. :)

The Lord of The Rings, The Two Towers
Again, the same thing. It ends with a cliff hanger, and everyone celebrates because the 3 hour movie is done. Sucks to be them because there's still the extended edition and two more movies. :)

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
The title spoils it. The King Returns. after like 10 ending, non-hardcore fans are glad it ended.

Man of Steel
Superman Snaps Zod's Neck, all the girls think he's hot.

Green Lantern
It sucks. That's all I need to say.

the Avengers
They Catch Loki, he's taken to a jail in Asgard, and The Heroes go back to living normal lives.

All the Harry Potter Movies.
ABRA CADABRA!

All the Star Wars Movies
end Awesomely

Tron
Leaving you confused

Tron Legacy
Leaving you even more confused

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